I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It more info was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out over a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?